i think i'm funny but half the time i'm just laughing at my own jokes ♛i love em she's cool♛ ☀i'm white as fuck☀
i want dragons to be a symbol of femininity. they are now. i just decided
im on mobile is that the dragon from shrek
tryin to clean my house and listen to Beyonce at the same time
I didn’t almost break my neck for 4 notes you fuckers
if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras
so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.
i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy
How was the sandwich?
so i went on the american apparel site today
looking at the socks
here’s one of the pictures for men’s socks
seriously i’m not one to complain about sexism much but i just looked on this site and??
THE FUCK IS THIS???
also BAGS AND WALLEtS???
????????????????????? I DON’T FUCKING GET IT????
"gendered marketing doesn’t exist!! shut up femenazi"
i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!
"Are you wearing the Ch…"
Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it