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harrystylesdildo:

Possible Rihanna/Lana collab????!!!!

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z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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arielcalypso:

thechicwiththecurls:

  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls
  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
  • it’s okay for you to like curvy girls
  • it’s okay for you to like heavier girls
  • it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
  • what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences

 Everyone needs to reblog this.

shittier:

who is she

alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

go-shu-jin:

unclefather:

guitaristlink:

Come here, naughty girl

what u gonna do with that belt, skinny boy? ya clothes dont even fit u gonna run at me trying to hit me with the belt and u gonna trip over the bottom of ur pants like a adult sized toddler

Why does he have 2 belts

go-shu-jin:

unclefather:

guitaristlink:

Come here, naughty girl

what u gonna do with that belt, skinny boy? ya clothes dont even fit u gonna run at me trying to hit me with the belt and u gonna trip over the bottom of ur pants like a adult sized toddler

Why does he have 2 belts

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

octobra:

I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE MY AGE AND SUCCESSFUL YOU SHOULD BE WASTING UR LIFE BLOGGING OR EATING DORITOS OR SOME SHIT NOT GOING TO SPACE AND WINNING THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

thebluehairedsocialist:

Did anyone hear about the guy that was sleeping with cashews. He’s fucking nuts.

Bae: Come over
Me: I'm in me mum's car
Bae: My parents aren't home
Me: Broom Broom

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

tylenold:

why would there be 99 bottles of beer on the wall in the first place

farmanimals:

you can say things get pretty sexual after 9:00

farmanimals:

you can say things get pretty sexual after 9:00