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i am rachael
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i think i'm cute but half the time i'm not  ♛i've got no friends bc im a loser♛ ☀i'm white as fuck☀

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braydaaan:

Righto…

braydaaan:

Righto…

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

bunsen:

when u make a joke only u and ur friend get

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hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

refreshes:

lamelohan:

oh my GOD

CHILL

refreshes:

lamelohan:

oh my GOD

CHILL

clamperl:

what type of currency do they use in outer space

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When I discover a new cosmetic product that actually works on me

lamusa43:

whatshouldwecallme:

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Yes.

wigglytuffer:

dropping hints to bae that ur ready

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whythefuckareyouromeo:

OH MY GOD

SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡