zeldathemes
maybe
i am rachael
HOVER

i think i'm cute but half the time i'm not  ♛i've got no friends bc im a loser♛ ☀i'm white as fuck☀

»

rnedia:

i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

thepacificrimjob:

thepacificrimjob:

this man is a professor at my college 

goddammit mark

t-esserae:

I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant

n0t-so-mean-girls:

*wants to snuggle and cuddle up all day with a random person*

*gets offended/nervous if someone shows affection*

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

lolitaspice:

dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

Robyn needs to calm the fuck down

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

Robyn needs to calm the fuck down

gypsyrose27:

cheeba-chiefa:

My kind of barista

I wish this would happen to me

gypsyrose27:

cheeba-chiefa:

My kind of barista

I wish this would happen to me

  #ap euro  

howtobeaheartbreaker:

attempting to hide ur sexuality like

regigigay:

I HAVE NEVER YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE DIS

regigigay:

I HAVE NEVER YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE DIS

seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

theonqreyjoy:

oceanflowerbird:

The best kinds of laughter:

  • Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
  • Feeling a six-pack coming up
  • Tears coming out of your eyes

#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three